For a delicious snack that’s both delightfully gooey and sprinkled with a generous helping of marijuana seeds, try these delicious cannabaklava pieces. They’re guaranteed to impress your friends and give you a buzz that will keep you coming back for more.
1 1/2 pounds Walnuts, Chopped
2 cups Sugar
1/2 teaspoon Nutmeg
3 teaspoons Cinnamon
3 sticks Butter
1/2 ounce Cannabis, Powdered
16 ounces Filo Dough
1 1/2 cup Water
1 1/2 teaspoon Lemon Juice
2 cups Honey
1/2 teaspoon Vanilla
Sprinkling of Marijuana Seeds
Prepare the Cannabutter using all but 2 tablespoons of the butter. Grease a 10x15-inch baking dish with the remainder of the butter. Next lay 10 layers of filo dough down, coating each layer with liberal amounts of butter. You should have 1/3 of your butter left after doing this. The filo dough will be too big for the pan. Do not grease the sides, as you will want to cut off the excess filo dough so the dough just curves up slightly against the sides. Mix walnuts together with one cup of sugar. Pour into a pan and spread the mixture evenly. Cut out five more sheets of dough, just slightly bigger than the pan and repeat the same process in as before with the filo dough. Preheat the oven to 300 degrees, and bake for 50 minutes. During the baking process, mix the remaining sugar with water, lemon, vanilla, and spices. Cook in a saucepan until it is syrup, add honey and heat for another minute. When the baklava is done cooking, cut into 2x2-inch squares, and pour the honey-lemon sauce over the baklava and sprinkle for marijuana seeds for an added crunch. Let sit for 48 hours until the honey permeates everything.
Very important small print disclaimer: (too late to be reading if you’re already eating!)
We want to make one thing clear stoners – the recipes reprinted within this blog are for decorative purposes only – ie: print them out, stick them on your wall and make your friends laugh. Although they DO appear on occasion to contain every one of the basic food groups, weed is in a category of its own, and not yet considered a mainstream dietary requirement. We do not condone irresponsible or illegal behaviour and the recipes are reproduced purely for our own amusement. But if YOU find them so amusing that you are powerless to resist trying them out on your friends – you have been warned! And by the way while we’re on the subject, we also take no responsibility whatsoever for your high (or lack of high) if you do try them. In other words - you are entirely responsible for any effects which may result in you or others - especially if your kitchen measurement mantra runs to, “Is this a teaspoon or a tablespoon?” Rock on.
Wednesday, 14 October 2009
Monday, 12 October 2009
Cannabis Carrot Fritters
For a delicious and tasty snack or side dish with a twist, try out these scrumptious cannabis carrot fritters. They’re sure to please all taste-buds, and are a winner at dinner parties when served as a starter.
325g carrots
1 onion
1 clove of crushed garlic
150ml double cream
1 beaten egg
3 heaped tbsp of grated strong cheddar cheese
A handful of marijuana seeds
1 tbsp plain flour
Olive oil for frying
Salt and pepper
1. Grate the carrots using the coarse side of the grater.
2. Grate the onion and mix it with the carrots, adding the crushed garlic and salt and black pepper to taste. Stir in the double cream, beaten egg, grated cheese, marijuana seeds and the flour.
3. Warm a small amount of olive oil in a frying pan, and drop large dollops of the mixture into the pan once hot, two at a time. Fry until lightly cooked on the underside. Turn and allow the other side to colour. Cook for 3-4 mins per side, or until a dark golden colour.
Enjoy!
Very important small print disclaimer: (too late to be reading if you’re already eating!)
We want to make one thing clear stoners – the recipes reprinted within this blog are for decorative purposes only – ie: print them out, stick them on your wall and make your friends laugh. Although they DO appear on occasion to contain every one of the basic food groups, weed is in a category of its own, and not yet considered a mainstream dietary requirement. We do not condone irresponsible or illegal behaviour and the recipes are reproduced purely for our own amusement. But if YOU find them so amusing that you are powerless to resist trying them out on your friends – you have been warned! And by the way while we’re on the subject, we also take no responsibility whatsoever for your high (or lack of high) if you do try them. In other words - you are entirely responsible for any effects which may result in you or others - especially if your kitchen measurement mantra runs to, “Is this a teaspoon or a tablespoon?” Rock on.
325g carrots
1 onion
1 clove of crushed garlic
150ml double cream
1 beaten egg
3 heaped tbsp of grated strong cheddar cheese
A handful of marijuana seeds
1 tbsp plain flour
Olive oil for frying
Salt and pepper
1. Grate the carrots using the coarse side of the grater.
2. Grate the onion and mix it with the carrots, adding the crushed garlic and salt and black pepper to taste. Stir in the double cream, beaten egg, grated cheese, marijuana seeds and the flour.
3. Warm a small amount of olive oil in a frying pan, and drop large dollops of the mixture into the pan once hot, two at a time. Fry until lightly cooked on the underside. Turn and allow the other side to colour. Cook for 3-4 mins per side, or until a dark golden colour.
Enjoy!
Very important small print disclaimer: (too late to be reading if you’re already eating!)
We want to make one thing clear stoners – the recipes reprinted within this blog are for decorative purposes only – ie: print them out, stick them on your wall and make your friends laugh. Although they DO appear on occasion to contain every one of the basic food groups, weed is in a category of its own, and not yet considered a mainstream dietary requirement. We do not condone irresponsible or illegal behaviour and the recipes are reproduced purely for our own amusement. But if YOU find them so amusing that you are powerless to resist trying them out on your friends – you have been warned! And by the way while we’re on the subject, we also take no responsibility whatsoever for your high (or lack of high) if you do try them. In other words - you are entirely responsible for any effects which may result in you or others - especially if your kitchen measurement mantra runs to, “Is this a teaspoon or a tablespoon?” Rock on.
Monday, 5 October 2009
Cilantro Lime Hemp Coleslaw
Whilst a great deal can be said for cooking with cannabis, sometimes you may want to take a break from the bud and just use the seeds. This delicious coleslaw dish is made with cilantro, lime and plenty of marijuana seeds, to give it that extra crunch.
Ingredients:
1 cup shredded red cabbage
2 chopped green onions
1/2 bunch cilantro, chopped
1/4 cup marijuana seeds
2 tablespoons dark sesame oil
juice of 1/2 lime
Salt and pepper to taste
Instructions:
Mix first four ingredients in a salad bowl. In a small bowl, mix the rest of the ingredients as a dressing, then pour over cabbage mixture and mix well.
Very important small print disclaimer: (too late to be reading if you’re already eating!)
We want to make one thing clear stoners – the recipes reprinted within this blog are for decorative purposes only – ie: print them out, stick them on your wall and make your friends laugh. Although they DO appear on occasion to contain every one of the basic food groups, weed is in a category of its own, and not yet considered a mainstream dietary requirement. We do not condone irresponsible or illegal behaviour and the recipes are reproduced purely for our own amusement. But if YOU find them so amusing that you are powerless to resist trying them out on your friends – you have been warned! And by the way while we’re on the subject, we also take no responsibility whatsoever for your high (or lack of high) if you do try them. In other words - you are entirely responsible for any effects which may result in you or others - especially if your kitchen measurement mantra runs to, “Is this a teaspoon or a tablespoon?” Rock on.
Ingredients:
1 cup shredded red cabbage
2 chopped green onions
1/2 bunch cilantro, chopped
1/4 cup marijuana seeds
2 tablespoons dark sesame oil
juice of 1/2 lime
Salt and pepper to taste
Instructions:
Mix first four ingredients in a salad bowl. In a small bowl, mix the rest of the ingredients as a dressing, then pour over cabbage mixture and mix well.
Very important small print disclaimer: (too late to be reading if you’re already eating!)
We want to make one thing clear stoners – the recipes reprinted within this blog are for decorative purposes only – ie: print them out, stick them on your wall and make your friends laugh. Although they DO appear on occasion to contain every one of the basic food groups, weed is in a category of its own, and not yet considered a mainstream dietary requirement. We do not condone irresponsible or illegal behaviour and the recipes are reproduced purely for our own amusement. But if YOU find them so amusing that you are powerless to resist trying them out on your friends – you have been warned! And by the way while we’re on the subject, we also take no responsibility whatsoever for your high (or lack of high) if you do try them. In other words - you are entirely responsible for any effects which may result in you or others - especially if your kitchen measurement mantra runs to, “Is this a teaspoon or a tablespoon?” Rock on.
Thursday, 1 October 2009
Space Fondue Savoyard
If you’re entertaining friends then creating a fondue is the perfect icebreaker. Best of all the dish is quick and easy to make and if you really want to show off then why not also cook your own delicious breadsticks peppered with marijuana seeds.
Ingredients:
Half an onion
1lb of Emmental cheese
Half a glass of kirsch
0.01lb of hash
Instructions
Prepare your saucepan by rubbing half an onion along the bottom. Then place in the cheese and kirsch. Prepare your hash in a teaspoon and add a small amount of cooking oil into the spoon so that it covers all the hash. Then heat the spoon with a lighter for about 2 minutes. The cooking oil will start to bubble and become cloudy with a dark color. The oil extracts the THC from the hash and 'brings it to the surface'. The principle of fondue Savoyard is to always shake the mixture above a middle fire. Once the fondue has cooked you can eat by dipping breadsticks into the cheese mixture. The dish is delicious served with a large glass of white wine.
Very important small print disclaimer: (too late to be reading if you’re already eating!)
Ingredients:
Half an onion
1lb of Emmental cheese
Half a glass of kirsch
0.01lb of hash
Instructions
Prepare your saucepan by rubbing half an onion along the bottom. Then place in the cheese and kirsch. Prepare your hash in a teaspoon and add a small amount of cooking oil into the spoon so that it covers all the hash. Then heat the spoon with a lighter for about 2 minutes. The cooking oil will start to bubble and become cloudy with a dark color. The oil extracts the THC from the hash and 'brings it to the surface'. The principle of fondue Savoyard is to always shake the mixture above a middle fire. Once the fondue has cooked you can eat by dipping breadsticks into the cheese mixture. The dish is delicious served with a large glass of white wine.
Very important small print disclaimer: (too late to be reading if you’re already eating!)
We want to make one thing clear stoners – the recipes reprinted within this blog are for decorative purposes only – ie: print them out, stick them on your wall and make your friends laugh. Although they DO appear on occasion to contain every one of the basic food groups, weed is in a category of its own, and not yet considered a mainstream dietary requirement. We do not condone irresponsible or illegal behaviour and the recipes are reproduced purely for our own amusement. But if YOU find them so amusing that you are powerless to resist trying them out on your friends – you have been warned! And by the way while we’re on the subject, we also take no responsibility whatsoever for your high (or lack of high) if you do try them. In other words - you are entirely responsible for any effects which may result in you or others - especially if your kitchen measurement mantra runs to, “Is this a teaspoon or a tablespoon?” Rock on.
Tuesday, 29 September 2009
Hash Yoghurt
Hash yoghurt is one of those essential kitchen items that can be used in many different dishes, to give your meals a certain ‘kick’. Add it to curry sauces to make creamy Kormaesque dishes, or simply add your own flavours to the yoghurt, sprinkle with marijuana seeds and serve it up with a bag of crisps.
Ingredients:
Enough hash for a decent sized spliff
Cooking oil
Yoghurt
Instructions
Prepare in a teaspoon enough hash for a decent spliff. Add a small amount of cooking oil into the spoon so that it covers all the hash. Then heat the spoon with a lighter for about 2 minutes. The cooking oil will start to bubble and become cloudy with a dark colour. The oil extracts the THC from the hash and 'brings it to the surface'. When all the hash has dispersed into the oil, have a yogurt ready prepared. Dip the spoon, with its contents, into the yogurt and stir. Leave for 5 minutes to let it disperse into the yogurt, however if you can't wait that long, eating instantly is still alright.
Very important small print disclaimer: (too late to be reading if you’re already eating!)
Ingredients:
Enough hash for a decent sized spliff
Cooking oil
Yoghurt
Instructions
Prepare in a teaspoon enough hash for a decent spliff. Add a small amount of cooking oil into the spoon so that it covers all the hash. Then heat the spoon with a lighter for about 2 minutes. The cooking oil will start to bubble and become cloudy with a dark colour. The oil extracts the THC from the hash and 'brings it to the surface'. When all the hash has dispersed into the oil, have a yogurt ready prepared. Dip the spoon, with its contents, into the yogurt and stir. Leave for 5 minutes to let it disperse into the yogurt, however if you can't wait that long, eating instantly is still alright.
Very important small print disclaimer: (too late to be reading if you’re already eating!)
We want to make one thing clear stoners – the recipes reprinted within this blog are for decorative purposes only – ie: print them out, stick them on your wall and make your friends laugh. Although they DO appear on occasion to contain every one of the basic food groups, weed is in a category of its own, and not yet considered a mainstream dietary requirement. We do not condone irresponsible or illegal behaviour and the recipes are reproduced purely for our own amusement. But if YOU find them so amusing that you are powerless to resist trying them out on your friends – you have been warned! And by the way while we’re on the subject, we also take no responsibility whatsoever for your high (or lack of high) if you do try them. In other words - you are entirely responsible for any effects which may result in you or others - especially if your kitchen measurement mantra runs to, “Is this a teaspoon or a tablespoon?” Rock on.
Tuesday, 15 September 2009
Avocado Cannadip
When hosting a dinner party, starters are often the most important part of the meal, and if good enough, can set the tone for the rest of the evening. I usually go for dips, since my guests can stand around and socialise while they munch. To get my last dinner party going, I decided to put my marijuana seeds to use in my avocado dip, and the results were great. The evening was a huge success!
Avocado Cannadip
Ingredients:
3 ripe avocados
1/2 cup chopped onions
2 tsp Chilli powder
3 tbs white wine vinegar
1/2 cup finely chopped marijuana
Instructions
Mix the vinegar, marijuana, and chilli powder together, and let the mixture stand for one hour. Then add the avocados and chopped onions and mash all the ingredients together.
You can serve the dip with tacos (as guacamole) or as a stand alone dip with crackers or bread sticks.
Happy dipping!
Very important small print disclaimer: (too late to be reading if you’re already eating!)
We want to make one thing clear stoners – the recipes reprinted within this blog are for decorative purposes only – ie: print them out, stick them on your wall and make your friends laugh. Although they DO appear on occasion to contain every one of the basic food groups, weed is in a category of its own, and not yet considered a mainstream dietary requirement. We do not condone irresponsible or illegal behaviour and the recipes are reproduced purely for our own amusement. But if YOU find them so amusing that you are powerless to resist trying them out on your friends – you have been warned! And by the way while we’re on the subject, we also take no responsibility whatsoever for your high (or lack of high) if you do try them. In other words - you are entirely responsible for any effects which may result in you or others - especially if your kitchen measurement mantra runs to, “Is this a teaspoon or a tablespoon?” Rock on.
Avocado Cannadip
Ingredients:
3 ripe avocados
1/2 cup chopped onions
2 tsp Chilli powder
3 tbs white wine vinegar
1/2 cup finely chopped marijuana
Instructions
Mix the vinegar, marijuana, and chilli powder together, and let the mixture stand for one hour. Then add the avocados and chopped onions and mash all the ingredients together.
You can serve the dip with tacos (as guacamole) or as a stand alone dip with crackers or bread sticks.
Happy dipping!
Very important small print disclaimer: (too late to be reading if you’re already eating!)
We want to make one thing clear stoners – the recipes reprinted within this blog are for decorative purposes only – ie: print them out, stick them on your wall and make your friends laugh. Although they DO appear on occasion to contain every one of the basic food groups, weed is in a category of its own, and not yet considered a mainstream dietary requirement. We do not condone irresponsible or illegal behaviour and the recipes are reproduced purely for our own amusement. But if YOU find them so amusing that you are powerless to resist trying them out on your friends – you have been warned! And by the way while we’re on the subject, we also take no responsibility whatsoever for your high (or lack of high) if you do try them. In other words - you are entirely responsible for any effects which may result in you or others - especially if your kitchen measurement mantra runs to, “Is this a teaspoon or a tablespoon?” Rock on.
Tuesday, 1 September 2009
Spicy Cajun Seafood Pasta
A few years ago a friend of mine who had a load of marijuana seeds (and a load of extra time on his hands!) started making up recipes to create some variety in the way he got his buzz! So if you’re planning a special dinner with some liberal friends and want to really create a buzz, he suggested trying adding some ground pot seed to your regular herbs and spices and let the party begin!
Ingredients
2 cups whipping cream
1 tablespoon chopped fresh basil
1 tablespoon chopped fresh thyme
1/2 ounce marijuana seeds (powdered)
2 teaspoons rock salt
2 teaspoons ground black pepper
1 1/2 teaspoons paprika
1 teaspoon ground white pepper
1 cup chopped onions
1 cup chopped parsley
1/2 pound fresh peeled prawns
1/2 pound fresh scallops
1 cup grated parmesan cheese
1 pound linguine pasta
Directions
Pour your cream into a large frying pan and cook over medium heat until almost boiling, stirring constantly. Then reduce the heat and add your pot seed, basil, thyme, salt, pepper, paprika, onions and parsley.
Simmer until thickened (about 8 -10 minutes) then stir in all your fresh seafood. Cook just until the seafood is no longer transparent, then stir in your parmesan cheese making sure it is blended well.
Meanwhile be boiling your linguine in a large pot of salted water until al dente.
Spoon the sauce over the top of linguine and serve immediately. If you’re feeling decadent you can garnish with a few more ground marijuana seeds - bellissimo!
Very important small print disclaimer: (too late to be reading if you’re already eating!)
We want to make one thing clear stoners – the recipes reprinted within this blog are for decorative purposes only – ie: print them out, stick them on your wall and make your friends laugh. Although they DO appear on occasion to contain every one of the basic food groups, weed is in a category of its own, and not yet considered a mainstream dietary requirement. We do not condone irresponsible or illegal behaviour and the recipes are reproduced purely for our own amusement. But if YOU find them so amusing that you are powerless to resist trying them out on your friends – you have been warned! And by the way while we’re on the subject, we also take no responsibility whatsoever for your high (or lack of high) if you do try them. In other words - you are entirely responsible for any effects which may result in you or others - especially if your kitchen measurement mantra runs to, “Is this a teaspoon or a tablespoon?” Rock on.
Ingredients
2 cups whipping cream
1 tablespoon chopped fresh basil
1 tablespoon chopped fresh thyme
1/2 ounce marijuana seeds (powdered)
2 teaspoons rock salt
2 teaspoons ground black pepper
1 1/2 teaspoons paprika
1 teaspoon ground white pepper
1 cup chopped onions
1 cup chopped parsley
1/2 pound fresh peeled prawns
1/2 pound fresh scallops
1 cup grated parmesan cheese
1 pound linguine pasta
Directions
Pour your cream into a large frying pan and cook over medium heat until almost boiling, stirring constantly. Then reduce the heat and add your pot seed, basil, thyme, salt, pepper, paprika, onions and parsley.
Simmer until thickened (about 8 -10 minutes) then stir in all your fresh seafood. Cook just until the seafood is no longer transparent, then stir in your parmesan cheese making sure it is blended well.
Meanwhile be boiling your linguine in a large pot of salted water until al dente.
Spoon the sauce over the top of linguine and serve immediately. If you’re feeling decadent you can garnish with a few more ground marijuana seeds - bellissimo!
Very important small print disclaimer: (too late to be reading if you’re already eating!)
We want to make one thing clear stoners – the recipes reprinted within this blog are for decorative purposes only – ie: print them out, stick them on your wall and make your friends laugh. Although they DO appear on occasion to contain every one of the basic food groups, weed is in a category of its own, and not yet considered a mainstream dietary requirement. We do not condone irresponsible or illegal behaviour and the recipes are reproduced purely for our own amusement. But if YOU find them so amusing that you are powerless to resist trying them out on your friends – you have been warned! And by the way while we’re on the subject, we also take no responsibility whatsoever for your high (or lack of high) if you do try them. In other words - you are entirely responsible for any effects which may result in you or others - especially if your kitchen measurement mantra runs to, “Is this a teaspoon or a tablespoon?” Rock on.
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