Avocado Cannadip

When hosting a dinner party, starters are often the most important part of the meal, and if good enough, can set the tone for the rest of the evening. I usually go for dips, since my guests can stand around and socialise while they munch. To get my last dinner party going, I decided to put my marijuana seeds to use in my avocado dip, and the results were great. The evening was a huge success!

Avocado Cannadip

Ingredients:
3 ripe avocados
1/2 cup chopped onions
2 tsp Chilli powder
3 tbs white wine vinegar
1/2 cup finely chopped marijuana
Instructions

Mix the vinegar, marijuana, and chilli powder together, and let the mixture stand for one hour. Then add the avocados and chopped onions and mash all the ingredients together.

You can serve the dip with tacos (as guacamole) or as a stand alone dip with crackers or bread sticks.

Happy dipping!

Very important small print disclaimer: (too late to be reading if you’re already eating!)

We want to make one thing clear stoners – the recipes reprinted within this blog are for decorative purposes only – ie: print them out, stick them on your wall and make your friends laugh. Although they DO appear on occasion to contain every one of the basic food groups, weed is in a category of its own, and not yet considered a mainstream dietary requirement. We do not condone irresponsible or illegal behaviour and the recipes are reproduced purely for our own amusement. But if YOU find them so amusing that you are powerless to resist trying them out on your friends – you have been warned! And by the way while we’re on the subject, we also take no responsibility whatsoever for your high (or lack of high) if you do try them. In other words - you are entirely responsible for any effects which may result in you or others - especially if your kitchen measurement mantra runs to, “Is this a teaspoon or a tablespoon?” Rock on.

Marijuana Seed Falafel

There is nothing better than a scrumptious falafel from a Kebab shop after a big night out. They truly are a fantastic end to a night on the town. But then I got thinking, since I like them so much, why not make them the central feature of my evening? So I’ve come up with a recipe to add a bit of a kick to these little delights, making them interesting enough to enjoy on their own, and not just as an afterthought at the end of an evening.
What you need:

2 cups fresh ground marijuana seeds
1/2 cup finely chopped green pepper
1/2 cup finely chopped onion
1 tbsp minced garlic
2 tbsp chopped parsley
1/4 cup olive oil
1 egg (beaten)
water (1-3 tbsp)
one handful of flour, salt, pepper
Louisiana Hot Sauce
cooking oil
Mix the 2 cups of hempseeds with the green peppers, onion garlic and parsley, and toss in the olive oil. Add the hot sauce to taste, and then add the egg and water.
Shape the mixture into balls by rolling small amounts in your hands. Then roll the balls in flour with salt and pepper to taste.
Heat 2 tbsp oil in a skillet over medium heat. Gently brown hempseed balls on all sides for 8 to ten minutes. Serve alone with a dip, or in pita pockets with garlic yogurt sauce, and a little sliced onion, cucumber, lettuce.


Very important small print disclaimer: (too late to be reading if you’re already eating!)

We want to make one thing clear stoners – the recipes reprinted within this blog are for decorative purposes only – ie: print them out, stick them on your wall and make your friends laugh. Although they DO appear on occasion to contain every one of the basic food groups, weed is in a category of its own, and not yet considered a mainstream dietary requirement. We do not condone irresponsible or illegal behaviour and the recipes are reproduced purely for our own amusement. But if YOU find them so amusing that you are powerless to resist trying them out on your friends – you have been warned! And by the way while we’re on the subject, we also take no responsibility whatsoever for your high (or lack of high) if you do try them. In other words - you are entirely responsible for any effects which may result in you or others - especially if your kitchen measurement mantra runs to, “Is this a teaspoon or a tablespoon?” Rock on.

Marijuana Salad Dressing

The beauty of this recipe is that it can work with almost any dressing you can think of! As long as there’s a green herb involved somewhere it’ll fit in nicely and, hey presto, you’ve got yourself something pretty special to put on your salads.

Here’s an example of how it might go. You’ll need,

* Olive Oil.
* Vinegar (Balsamic if you want to be fancy)
* Minced garlic.
* Dijon mustard.
* Dried herbs, Oregano, Basil and Thyme.
* Finely powdered marijuana.
* Pinch of sugar salt and pepper.

You can use virtually any combination of oil and vinegar. One favourite is a fruity olive oil, and lemon juice.

To your oil and vinegar mix, you whisk in, depending on your tastes and tolerances:

• Minced garlic, Dijon mustard, Dried herbs i.e. Oregano, Basil, Thyme, finely powdered marijuana, pinch of sugar salt and pepper.

Whisk together in a blender or bowl, add your salad greens to it, toss and serve.

The ratios of the ingredients are pretty much up to you, to get the consistency right you may want to make your mix and then work in the oil and vinegar as it blends. (With a proper mixer of course, not with a blender with the lid off…)

Thanks to goldenseed.co.uk for the idea!