Friday, 15 May 2009

Marijuana Meatloaf

This week I thought I’d make good old grandma’s meatloaf with a bit of a twist. Meatloaf is one of the most comforting and traditional foods I know of, so I thought adding a taste of soothing marijuana seeds would make it that much more enjoyable. And I was certainly right! Try out this new recipe when you’re comfy and snug on the couch.

1/4 ounce marijuana
1 pound medium lean ground beef
1 large egg
1/2 package crushed saltines
1 packet lipton's tomato soup
1/2 cup chopped green pepper
1/2 cup chopped onion

Cooking instructions:

Heat your oven to 350 º F.

Mix the ground beef, onion and green pepper together in a large bowl (using your hands will work best). Once it’s nicely mixed together, add the saltines, soup and cannabis. Using your hands again, roll the beef into a ball and gouge a hole in the middle with your thumb. Drop the egg in the whole and mix together until all the ingredients are mixed thoroughly.

Spread the mixture into a loaf pan and bake for 20 – 30 minutes.

Enjoy the chilled out evening to follow.

Very important small print disclaimer: (too late to be reading if you’re already eating!)

We want to make one thing clear stoners – the recipes reprinted within this blog are for decorative purposes only – ie: print them out, stick them on your wall and make your friends laugh. Although they DO appear on occasion to contain every one of the basic food groups, weed is in a category of its own, and not yet considered a mainstream dietary requirement. We do not condone irresponsible or illegal behaviour and the recipes are reproduced purely for our own amusement. But if YOU find them so amusing that you are powerless to resist trying them out on your friends – you have been warned! And by the way while we’re on the subject, we also take no responsibility whatsoever for your high (or lack of high) if you do try them. In other words - you are entirely responsible for any effects which may result in you or others - especially if your kitchen measurement mantra runs to, “Is this a teaspoon or a tablespoon?” Rock on.

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