Tuesday, 29 September 2009

Hash Yoghurt

Hash yoghurt is one of those essential kitchen items that can be used in many different dishes, to give your meals a certain ‘kick’. Add it to curry sauces to make creamy Kormaesque dishes, or simply add your own flavours to the yoghurt, sprinkle with marijuana seeds and serve it up with a bag of crisps.

Enough hash for a decent sized spliff
Cooking oil

Prepare in a teaspoon enough hash for a decent spliff. Add a small amount of cooking oil into the spoon so that it covers all the hash. Then heat the spoon with a lighter for about 2 minutes. The cooking oil will start to bubble and become cloudy with a dark colour. The oil extracts the THC from the hash and 'brings it to the surface'. When all the hash has dispersed into the oil, have a yogurt ready prepared. Dip the spoon, with its contents, into the yogurt and stir. Leave for 5 minutes to let it disperse into the yogurt, however if you can't wait that long, eating instantly is still alright.

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We want to make one thing clear stoners – the recipes reprinted within this blog are for decorative purposes only – ie: print them out, stick them on your wall and make your friends laugh. Although they DO appear on occasion to contain every one of the basic food groups, weed is in a category of its own, and not yet considered a mainstream dietary requirement. We do not condone irresponsible or illegal behaviour and the recipes are reproduced purely for our own amusement. But if YOU find them so amusing that you are powerless to resist trying them out on your friends – you have been warned! And by the way while we’re on the subject, we also take no responsibility whatsoever for your high (or lack of high) if you do try them. In other words - you are entirely responsible for any effects which may result in you or others - especially if your kitchen measurement mantra runs to, “Is this a teaspoon or a tablespoon?” Rock on.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

THC being fat soluable could easily be simmered or steaped into any milk other than fat free milk and used to make yogurt by adding existing yogurt to it and leaving it to set sweeten with honey vanilla and a little nutmeg and you are golden