Ingredients
1 packet of crackers (not the doughy ones, nice crisp crackers)
1 jar of crunchy peanut butter
1 packet of chocolate chunks
A handful of marijuana seeds
1 tbsp of castor sugar
1 tsp vanilla essence
Preheat the oven to 320 degrees, and prepare an oven tray lined with tin foil to prevent making a mess of your oven.
Next, use either a blender or a pestle and mortar to grind the marijuana seeds into a fine powder. After all, the peanut butter will have enough of a crunch to it!
In a mixing bowl, stir the chocolate chunks, marijuana seeds, and peanut butter together until smooth. Add a teaspoon of vanilla essence and stir again.
Take half of the packet of crackers, and using a flat blade or a blunt knife, smear the peanut butter mixture generously on each cracker. Next, place an unused cracker on the top of each one already covered. Press them together gently, being careful not to break the crackers, or to let any peanut butter ooze out of the edges.
Place in the oven for 20 minutes, or until the crackers are nicely browned and the peanut butter mixture resembles the filling of a biscuit. Place on a decorative plate, and sprinkle with castor sugar for that Christmassy feel.
Very important small print disclaimer: (too late to be reading if you’re already eating!)
We want to make one thing clear stoners – the recipes reprinted within this blog are for decorative purposes only – ie: print them out, stick them on your wall and make your friends laugh. Although they DO appear on occasion to contain every one of the basic food groups, weed is in a category of its own, and not yet considered a mainstream dietary requirement. We do not condone irresponsible or illegal behaviour and the recipes are reproduced purely for our own amusement. But if YOU find them so amusing that you are powerless to resist trying them out on your friends – you have been warned! And by the way while we’re on the subject, we also take no responsibility whatsoever for your high (or lack of high) if you do try them. In other words - you are entirely responsible for any effects which may result in you or others - especially if your kitchen measurement mantra runs to, “Is this a teaspoon or a tablespoon?” Rock on.
We want to make one thing clear stoners – the recipes reprinted within this blog are for decorative purposes only – ie: print them out, stick them on your wall and make your friends laugh. Although they DO appear on occasion to contain every one of the basic food groups, weed is in a category of its own, and not yet considered a mainstream dietary requirement. We do not condone irresponsible or illegal behaviour and the recipes are reproduced purely for our own amusement. But if YOU find them so amusing that you are powerless to resist trying them out on your friends – you have been warned! And by the way while we’re on the subject, we also take no responsibility whatsoever for your high (or lack of high) if you do try them. In other words - you are entirely responsible for any effects which may result in you or others - especially if your kitchen measurement mantra runs to, “Is this a teaspoon or a tablespoon?” Rock on.
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