Tuesday, 23 March 2010

Grandma's Herbal Remedy

They say that Granny knows best and if you’re looking for a good old fashioned remedy for treating a cold then it’s probably true. Just mix all these ingredients together, garnish with marijuana seeds and you’ll be feeling better in next to no time.

2 medium ginger roots (sliced)
½ medium lemon (sliced)
13 whole cloves
2 tablespoons chopped peppermint
4 sticks cinnamon
4 cups water
2 grams of kief
1 tablespoon of honey

Place all the ingredients except the kief and honey in a saucepan and bring to the boil. Reduce to simmer, then add kief and honey and simmer on low for 20 minutes. Strain the resulting mixture through a cheesecloth and drink one cup of this hot brew every two hours. Now there’s a way to cure a cold!

Very important small print disclaimer: (too late to be reading if you’re already eating!)

We want to make one thing clear stoners – the recipes reprinted within this blog are for decorative purposes only – ie: print them out, stick them on your wall and make your friends laugh. Although they DO appear on occasion to contain every one of the basic food groups, weed is in a category of its own, and not yet considered a mainstream dietary requirement. We do not condone irresponsible or illegal behaviour and the recipes are reproduced purely for our own amusement. But if YOU find them so amusing that you are powerless to resist trying them out on your friends – you have been warned! And by the way while we’re on the subject, we also take no responsibility whatsoever for your high (or lack of high) if you do try them. In other words - you are entirely responsible for any effects which may result in you or others - especially if your kitchen measurement mantra runs to, “Is this a teaspoon or a tablespoon?” Rock on.

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