Wednesday, 14 October 2009


For a delicious snack that’s both delightfully gooey and sprinkled with a generous helping of marijuana seeds, try these delicious cannabaklava pieces. They’re guaranteed to impress your friends and give you a buzz that will keep you coming back for more.

1 1/2 pounds Walnuts, Chopped
2 cups Sugar
1/2 teaspoon Nutmeg
3 teaspoons Cinnamon
3 sticks Butter
1/2 ounce Cannabis, Powdered
16 ounces Filo Dough
1 1/2 cup Water
1 1/2 teaspoon Lemon Juice
2 cups Honey
1/2 teaspoon Vanilla
Sprinkling of Marijuana Seeds

Prepare the Cannabutter using all but 2 tablespoons of the butter. Grease a 10x15-inch baking dish with the remainder of the butter. Next lay 10 layers of filo dough down, coating each layer with liberal amounts of butter. You should have 1/3 of your butter left after doing this. The filo dough will be too big for the pan. Do not grease the sides, as you will want to cut off the excess filo dough so the dough just curves up slightly against the sides. Mix walnuts together with one cup of sugar. Pour into a pan and spread the mixture evenly. Cut out five more sheets of dough, just slightly bigger than the pan and repeat the same process in as before with the filo dough. Preheat the oven to 300 degrees, and bake for 50 minutes. During the baking process, mix the remaining sugar with water, lemon, vanilla, and spices. Cook in a saucepan until it is syrup, add honey and heat for another minute. When the baklava is done cooking, cut into 2x2-inch squares, and pour the honey-lemon sauce over the baklava and sprinkle for marijuana seeds for an added crunch. Let sit for 48 hours until the honey permeates everything.

Very important small print disclaimer: (too late to be reading if you’re already eating!)
We want to make one thing clear stoners – the recipes reprinted within this blog are for decorative purposes only – ie: print them out, stick them on your wall and make your friends laugh. Although they DO appear on occasion to contain every one of the basic food groups, weed is in a category of its own, and not yet considered a mainstream dietary requirement. We do not condone irresponsible or illegal behaviour and the recipes are reproduced purely for our own amusement. But if YOU find them so amusing that you are powerless to resist trying them out on your friends – you have been warned! And by the way while we’re on the subject, we also take no responsibility whatsoever for your high (or lack of high) if you do try them. In other words - you are entirely responsible for any effects which may result in you or others - especially if your kitchen measurement mantra runs to, “Is this a teaspoon or a tablespoon?” Rock on.

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